Hardware Fanatic Prints

'Mister Kellerman, of Kellerman's Hardware!'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Useless add-ons.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"It's called being preemptive."

'It's an old work injury.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''

Ironmongers

Hardware Store. Do you have any fans? No, I'm not all that popular.

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Power and the Glory tools

A man's whole body is twisted after using a power drill.

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

'Hell for Mechanics.' 'All of the screws here are slotted, and all the screwdrivers are Phillips.'