Electrical Enthusiast Gifts

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

The discovery of electricity...

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Tedious Romantic.

Plasma Ball

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Energy trap.

Musician plugged into amp.

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Nuclear energy.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Unplugged.

God bless our all-electric home.