Electrical Enthusiast T-Shirts

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

The discovery of electricity...

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Plasma Ball

Tedious Romantic.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Energy trap.

Nuclear energy.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Musician plugged into amp.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

God bless our all-electric home.

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'