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The discovery of electricity...

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Energy trap.

Nuclear energy.

Musician plugged into amp.

Musician feedback card

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

God bless our all-electric home.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Unplugged.

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"This next piece is an intimate number I'd like to share with you one-on-one."

'Yes, I finally quit smoking and drinking, Dad! I found out that the power to ruin people's lives is much more satisfying!'

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

Plasma scientist

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"We blew a fuse."