Magnetic Field Enthusiast T-Shirts

'They'd love to know how we can detect earth's magnetic field. Don't tell them.'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

The discovery of electricity...

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Plasma Ball

"It could never work between us."

Moon and Star

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

Astronaut

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Nuclear energy.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

Europa Clipper

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Magnet at scrapyard

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'