Magnetic Field Enthusiast T-Shirts

'They'd love to know how we can detect earth's magnetic field. Don't tell them.'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

The discovery of electricity...

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"It could never work between us."

Plasma Ball

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Astronaut

Moon and Star

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Europa Clipper

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Nuclear energy.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

Magnet at scrapyard

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen