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"The dog ate my magnetic insoles."

'If you truly supported the Arts, you'd buy more refrigerator magnets.'

'I think that magnet you put in her stomach might have been just a little too strong.'

'And with this model we throw in a nice selection of refrigerator magnets!'

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

Magnetic North

"Things are picking up..."

'Blah, blah, blah...'

'This certainly is a quick way of removing steel splinters, doctor!'

'Boy, am I tired. I was up all night reading the refrigerator.'

'Yes, of course I'm sure this is the magnetic North Pole! But who the hell left that bloody great solenoid here??'

'Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive.'

Professor Plum was angry that he needed to re-calibrate the 'Pussy Magnet'!

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

The discovery of electricity...

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

Plasma Ball

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

Nuclear energy.

Kim Jong-un

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Energy trap.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Magnet at scrapyard

Nuclear lineup

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."