Fridge Magnet Fanatic T-Shirts

"Obviously, They Had Too Many Refrigerator Magnets."

"Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?"

'Never, Ever...start collecting refrigerator magnets.'

"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Entertainment systems

"What does she have that I don't?"

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Noah's fridge

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Dumping Fridges.

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

"Useful things, fridge magnets"

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Global Warming.

'Sale - monopole magnets - 50% off'