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"Little help?"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'I like the frame.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"What does she have that I don't?"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Entertainment systems

Snow is falling...

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

Baby it's cold outside.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Football fan

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Noah's fridge