Freezer Fanatic Pillows

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"Little help?"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I, TikTok."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'I like the frame.'

Entertainment systems

Snow is falling...

"What does she have that I don't?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

Baby it's cold outside.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Football fan

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

Noah's fridge