Frozen Fanatic Pillows

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Man Frozen in the Ice.

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Little help?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Warrior Woman

Newt sale

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

The last song before the party exploded.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff