Fin Fanatic Pillows

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

The Fourth Little Pig

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

The tooth fairy.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"#Win!"

Lady of the bath...

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Boy and Bear and Monster

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Newt sale

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."