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It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

The Fourth Little Pig

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

The tooth fairy.

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"#Win!"

Annual profits,

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Boy and Bear and Monster

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Warrior Woman