It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.
Fin Fanatic Gifts
If you're shopping for someone who’s obsessed with fins and everything aquatic, you've come to the right place. Our collection of gifts for fin fanatics features witty, charming, and artistic items perfect for anyone passionate about the ocean, swimming, diving, or marine life. Whether it's a quirky mug, a vibrant t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, show your fin fanatic you understand their love for these fascinating aquatic features. Celebrate their enthusiasm with our playful and creative designs, guaranteed to make them smile and feel appreciated.
'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'
'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'
"Stock options for your thoughts."
"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."
Profit
Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks
Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!
The Fourth Little Pig
'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'
"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"
"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."
"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"
"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"
'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'
'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'
The tooth fairy.
"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."
"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."
Dragon Hair-dryer.
Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'
Lady of the bath...
'Now they're just taking the piss.'
"#Win!"
Annual profits,
"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"
'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'
More Reasons To Beware Of Dog
It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!
"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"
Boy and Bear and Monster
'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."
Warrior Woman
Fin Fanatic Gifts Collection
Fin Fanatic Mugs
Explore our collection of fin fanatic mugs and find the perfect one to brighten their morning routine with ocean-inspired humor and charm.
Fin Fanatic Pillows
Find the perfect fin fanatic pillows to add comfort and marine flair to their living space, celebrating their love for the ocean.
Fin Fanatic Prints
Browse our stunning fin-inspired prints to decorate their walls with beautiful oceanic artwork that captures the elegance of fins and marine life.
Fin Fanatic T-Shirts
Discover our fin fanatic t-shirts and let them wear their marine passion proudly with fun, eye-catching designs.