Fang Fanatic Gifts

'You really should Floss.'

Dracula visits the dentist. Dentists says, 'Your least dental check-up was 878 years ago!!!'

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

'Did you say, 'Whitened and pointed'?'

Boy with fangs at the dentist

'Do you ever look into a mirror and not recognise the person looking back at you?'

Dracula starting to burn a Feng Shui book. His left tooth is sticking up the wrong way

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Newt sale

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'