Fang Fanatic Gifts

'You really should Floss.'

Dracula visits the dentist. Dentists says, 'Your least dental check-up was 878 years ago!!!'

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

'Did you say, 'Whitened and pointed'?'

Knowing of the recent fascination with vampires among young women, Greg got fang implants.

Boy with fangs at the dentist

'Do you ever look into a mirror and not recognise the person looking back at you?'

Dracula starting to burn a Feng Shui book. His left tooth is sticking up the wrong way

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Warrior Woman

Our visit to the flan factory.

Newt sale

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Catasaurus

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'