Fang Enthusiasts Gifts

Vampire

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Beware of the frog"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

The Perfect Foil

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Way too much tongue!"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

Frog Baby Names

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"The meaning of life is cats."

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Honest, I'm not a toad - I'm a frog with a skin condition.'

'Get down from there!'

'Yes, I do have amazing jumping power but I eat only performance enhancing bugs.'

Do not take fish by unathourized means.