Tang Enthusiast Gifts

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

'Somehow our astronauts' eyesight is being damaged. Either it's related to space travel, or a reaction to Tang.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Bashful in Nashville

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'We are so in sync!'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Trucker's tan?'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

Sunblock

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Steeroids

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

Sun Umbrella

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

'Your operation is delayed for a couple of hours... there's a big sale at the mall down the street and all the nurses are down there.'