Angling Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's a note from the fish: 'We're on holiday, no flies for two weeks.''

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Local Knowledge

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'You lifted your head.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Ice fisher.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"River well stocked this year."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Man fishing with large bait

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Reverse psychology

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Couple of Pikeys.

"Touché"

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Fishing from the Pier

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Fly fishing.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Kissing the Fish

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."