Angling Aficionados Gifts

Behring Sea Fishing Rights

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

"Let's call it a day."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

A skier and a paraglider

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'When an outboard goes overboard'

The pop-up book of fighters

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Coarse Fishing.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'What's it this time?'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"This is my crab!"

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

'I wouldn't be seen dead in a cardboard coffin!'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

'Say fells,-you don't have it in BROWN do you?'