Nagging Aficionados Gifts

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Newborn Chaos

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

Coarse Fishing.

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

"I got you the same thing."

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

The Bowling Family

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

"This is my crab!"

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Surprise!"

'Sure, it's an improvement. But I guess we'll need to get to the airport a lot earlier from now on...'

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

Witch Using Sheep's Wool To Knit Her Roof.