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Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

When Pugs dream.

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"Your best bet is photoshop."

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

'It's not just cosmetic, it changes your life!'

Man: 'Could you do something about these glasses? They keep slipping down the bridge of my nose.'

Waddle Orthodontics - Put your money where your mouth is.

"Oops."

'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'

"Mr Sinclair, rhinoplastry is an art. Our first step is to spend some time on the grindstone."

Neti Potheads

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'

Deviated Septum

"I've mainly been working on my nose."

`"...wouldn't it be easier to ask the cartoonist of this strip to draw you a more decent nose?"

A head and shoulders of a little man

"Sorry sir, they only come in the one size."

"A John Barrymore nose wouldn't be a problem, but I'm afraid the fact that you've been designated a landmark would."

You remember this the next time you buy cotton balls.

What McWit lacks in speed, he gains in nose.