Nose Aficionados Mugs

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"WHich one is mine?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

When Pugs dream.

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"Your best bet is photoshop."

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

Plastic surgeon's here.

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

Man-icure & Pet-icure

'It's not just cosmetic, it changes your life!'

Backseat GPS. - 'Are we there yet?!'

Man: 'Could you do something about these glasses? They keep slipping down the bridge of my nose.'

Waddle Orthodontics - Put your money where your mouth is.

"Oops."

'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'

"Mr Sinclair, rhinoplastry is an art. Our first step is to spend some time on the grindstone."

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'

Neti Potheads

Deviated Septum

"I've mainly been working on my nose."

`"...wouldn't it be easier to ask the cartoonist of this strip to draw you a more decent nose?"

A head and shoulders of a little man

"A John Barrymore nose wouldn't be a problem, but I'm afraid the fact that you've been designated a landmark would."

"Sorry sir, they only come in the one size."

You remember this the next time you buy cotton balls.