Nose Art Enthusiast Mugs

"He's our busiest surgeon...puts a lot of noses to the grindstone!"

"Mr Sinclair, rhinoplastry is an art. Our first step is to spend some time on the grindstone."

The adoration of the gels.

"WHich one is mine?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

A Manicure

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

The Manicure.

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

Red in tooth and claw.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

God's Manicure.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

Nail Gun Manicure

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Your best bet is photoshop."

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.

'I'm feeling glamorous today - I've painted my toe-nails.'

'She has to stay inside. She just had her nails done.'

'Mom sure goes to the doctor a lot. She's always going to get something called her mani cured.'