Nose Art Aficionado Mugs

'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

The adoration of the gels.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

A Manicure

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

The Manicure.

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Red in tooth and claw.

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

God's Manicure.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

Nail Gun Manicure

"Your best bet is photoshop."

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

'Mom sure goes to the doctor a lot. She's always going to get something called her mani cured.'

'I'm feeling glamorous today - I've painted my toe-nails.'

'She has to stay inside. She just had her nails done.'

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

Manicurist wanted by shipwrecked man

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'