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'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

The adoration of the gels.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

A Manicure

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

The Manicure.

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

Red in tooth and claw.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

God's Manicure.

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

Plastic Surgeon Kid

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

Nail Gun Manicure

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

"Your best bet is photoshop."

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.

'Mom sure goes to the doctor a lot. She's always going to get something called her mani cured.'

'I'm feeling glamorous today - I've painted my toe-nails.'

'She has to stay inside. She just had her nails done.'

Plastic surgeon's here.

Manicurist wanted by shipwrecked man

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'