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`"...wouldn't it be easier to ask the cartoonist of this strip to draw you a more decent nose?"

"A John Barrymore nose wouldn't be a problem, but I'm afraid the fact that you've been designated a landmark would."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"WHich one is mine?"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Dentists on Holiday

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

Dentists who do appendectomies.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'Dentristry medicine.'

'Most people serve crackers to cleanse the pallet at a wine tasting. You had to pick one hosted by a dental hygienist.'