Nose Enthusiasts Gifts

`"...wouldn't it be easier to ask the cartoonist of this strip to draw you a more decent nose?"

"A John Barrymore nose wouldn't be a problem, but I'm afraid the fact that you've been designated a landmark would."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Dentists on Holiday

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

Dentists who do appendectomies.

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'Dentristry medicine.'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'Most people serve crackers to cleanse the pallet at a wine tasting. You had to pick one hosted by a dental hygienist.'