Nose Appreciators Gifts

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Theatre Masks and Butts

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Elderly couple

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"Your best bet is photoshop."

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

"Lean Beef"

"Yes, we need someone to test a run of facial tissue. What makes you qualified?"

"Hello? Sharon? Just to let you know that I'm working from home today."

Man: 'Could you do something about these glasses? They keep slipping down the bridge of my nose.'

My nose is dripping like a tap!

"Oops."

Elitist Humour For the Upper Class...

'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'

"Mr Sinclair, rhinoplastry is an art. Our first step is to spend some time on the grindstone."

'I got the wine taster's job, but I have to buy nose insurance and they charge by the pound.'

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'

Deviated Septum

Neti Potheads

Two grooms.

"I've mainly been working on my nose."

`"...wouldn't it be easier to ask the cartoonist of this strip to draw you a more decent nose?"

A head and shoulders of a little man