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'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Theatre Masks and Butts

"WHich one is mine?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Elderly couple

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"Your best bet is photoshop."

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

Plastic surgeon's here.

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

"Lean Beef"

"Hello? Sharon? Just to let you know that I'm working from home today."

My nose is dripping like a tap!

Elitist Humour For the Upper Class...

Man: 'Could you do something about these glasses? They keep slipping down the bridge of my nose.'

"Oops."

"Yes, we need someone to test a run of facial tissue. What makes you qualified?"

'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'

"Mr Sinclair, rhinoplastry is an art. Our first step is to spend some time on the grindstone."

'I got the wine taster's job, but I have to buy nose insurance and they charge by the pound.'

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'

Deviated Septum

Neti Potheads

Two grooms.

"I've mainly been working on my nose."

`"...wouldn't it be easier to ask the cartoonist of this strip to draw you a more decent nose?"