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Deviated Septum

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

'What training do I get?'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"Your best bet is photoshop."

'What have you been saying to him? He wants to be a careers master.'

"...I think you might be great for our management position."

Bob was apprehensive about his new job, but excited about the new directions it coudl take him in...

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

Curse of the mutant gene.

"You say you love your job. Are you nuts?"

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

New Pope.

"Oops."

Man: 'Could you do something about these glasses? They keep slipping down the bridge of my nose.'

"The most useful course I've ever done was the "Creative Writing" course I did as a kid: It's been invaluable in writing Grant Applications..."

'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'

"Mr Sinclair, rhinoplastry is an art. Our first step is to spend some time on the grindstone."

Lady regarding man exiting 'Rhinoplasty' room: 'I don't know. I think the sign is abundantly clear.'

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'

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