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He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"WHich one is mine?"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

New You Plastic Surgery. That's right, doctor, I gave her the bill and her nose went right out of joint again.

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"Your best bet is photoshop."

Plastic surgeon's here.

'It's just a first draft.'

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

I've had allergies all my life. How about you, Randy? Never, little buddy. HOJ. A speck of pollen once tried to enter my left nostril but was swiftly humbled by my natural defenses. I come from a long line of Randies who were gifted with nose hairs that have the tensile strength of iron and the stopping-power of barbed wire. Word quickly spread from pollen to pollen, and now they never even dare. If Obamacare covers nose-hair transplants, would you be willing ... ?

'Oog has a nose for trees with fermented fruit.'

Man: 'Could you do something about these glasses? They keep slipping down the bridge of my nose.'

"Oops."

'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'

"Mr Sinclair, rhinoplastry is an art. Our first step is to spend some time on the grindstone."

Lady regarding man exiting 'Rhinoplasty' room: 'I don't know. I think the sign is abundantly clear.'

Deviated Septum

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'

`"...wouldn't it be easier to ask the cartoonist of this strip to draw you a more decent nose?"

"I've mainly been working on my nose."

Thanksgiving at the kids' table.

"A John Barrymore nose wouldn't be a problem, but I'm afraid the fact that you've been designated a landmark would."

A head and shoulders of a little man