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He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"Your best bet is photoshop."

'It's just a first draft.'

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

Man: 'Could you do something about these glasses? They keep slipping down the bridge of my nose.'

"Oops."

'Oog has a nose for trees with fermented fruit.'

'Just relax! Vince is the best nose man in all of boxing. He'll have it back where it belongs in no time.'

Deviated Septum

"Mr Sinclair, rhinoplastry is an art. Our first step is to spend some time on the grindstone."

Lady regarding man exiting 'Rhinoplasty' room: 'I don't know. I think the sign is abundantly clear.'

'Now that's what I call a Roman nose!'

"I've mainly been working on my nose."

`"...wouldn't it be easier to ask the cartoonist of this strip to draw you a more decent nose?"

"A John Barrymore nose wouldn't be a problem, but I'm afraid the fact that you've been designated a landmark would."

"Sorry sir, they only come in the one size."

"Our mistress is a florist you see, so it's fun to sniff her when she gets home to guess which flowers are in season..."