Nose Ring Enthusiast Mugs

'Check this out dude. I got this one on a silver nose ring!'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I don't know why babies always want to pull my nose.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

'He has a great left hook,'

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

"Your best bet is photoshop."

"It means I don’t give a flying fuck."

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'

'Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size. . . I take a four carat.'

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

'Oh, Dave. It's gorgeous... Can I show it to the girls in work before I turn you down?'

Man: 'Could you do something about these glasses? They keep slipping down the bridge of my nose.'

'Seven days' free approval or no - I tell you it's stuck!'

'Look, I'm getting married.'