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"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Love is Blind.

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

"Static cling."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Photobooth Photobomb

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'My first drink since my accident.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Kick Me T Shirts.

"This is a winter you'll be able to tell your grandchildren about …. The winter the fed decided to tinker with interest rates."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"Surprise!"

I need something to hold my tummy in

Comic Character Job Fair. I turned down an offer to appear in an editorial cartoon. I didn't want to be drawn into an argument.