Gag Enthusiast Gifts

"Surprise!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

"Is it working?"

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Cartoonist Checkups

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

'My first drink since my accident.'

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'

The Fart Side

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

'Methane Happens.'