Gag Gift Enthusiasts Gifts

I need something to hold my tummy in

Cow-print panties. Co-workers discuss a failed gift.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Lavatory Waterfall

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

The magic of April Fools' morning.

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

"You must see someone about your problem."