Geeky Gag Lover Gifts

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

"Static cling."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'YAY! PATE!'

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

"I'm in for observation."

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

The Fart Side

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

"Is it working?"

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'My first drink since my accident.'

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'Methane Happens.'

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

My uncle was a world-famous chainsaw juggler. For one show.