Gag Lover Gifts

Snot twirler.

'Look at that lunatic...'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Snowprov

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

"I'm in for observation."

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

The Fart Side

'My first drink since my accident.'

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Cartoonist Checkups

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"Is it working?"