Gag Lover Pillows

Snot twirler.

'Look at that lunatic...'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Snowprov

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"I'm in for observation."

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"Is it working?"

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

The Fart Side

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

'My first drink since my accident.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'Methane Happens.'