Gag Aficionados Pillows

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

"Static cling."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Photobooth Photobomb

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

'My first drink since my accident.'

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Kick Me T Shirts.

"This is a winter you'll be able to tell your grandchildren about …. The winter the fed decided to tinker with interest rates."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"Surprise!"

I need something to hold my tummy in

Tools for fools; A panel saw made of sponge rubber.