Gag Gift Enthusiast Pillows

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'And if you're a funny man, we've got a large selection of gag frames over here...'

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Oh, stop complaining. It's the thought that counts!'

The Potty Funnel.

'Well, technically, Eugene, we're not under the mistletoe...'

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"You pick that nose too much."

"What are you making, Norma?"

"What spelling mistake?"

'Of course these lighters doesn't work. They're especially made for non-smokers!'

"No wonder you can't get on-line, Gramps - that's a microwave!"

The ol' swine flu gag.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Kick Me T Shirts.

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Daddy, this is Eric. Eric is in the Loan Business. Could you loan him ten dollars for a tank of gas?'

Mechanic using WD40 as deodorant.

Insensitive gifts

'I thought you'd be bored with the usual xmas bottle of whisky...so i've brought one of my gallstones instead.'

'I'll need you to wear these novelty glasses, Scott. Nobody's going to let you watch over their money with those beady little eyes.'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

"Don’t even think about spitting."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'