Gag Gifts Pillows

Jesus Suddenly Realizes It's Almost Father's Day

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Joke 'Joke shop'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'A tool belt? -- you know I hate gag gifts!'

'All the demons chipped in to get Satan a gag gift for his birthday.'

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

"I'm looking for a card that says 'You got exactly what you deserve, scumbag!""

"Every year it's the same old thing. Another pair of socks and another double chin."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Lavatory Waterfall

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

"You must see someone about your problem."

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'