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ACME Cartoon Supplies - Withdrawn Exploding Cigars/New Exploding Nicotine Patches.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Static cling."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'YAY! PATE!'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"I'm in for observation."

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

The Fart Side

"Is it working?"

'My first drink since my accident.'

'Methane Happens.'

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

My uncle was a world-famous chainsaw juggler. For one show.

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

Inventor of the First Ceiling Fan: 'Almost There.'

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

1909 - Pablo Picasso started wearing contact lenses but would never admit they were useless.

'No thanks - When I finish this drink I'm going straight to hell.'

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat