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Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Bubble Gum Farms.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Static cling."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'YAY! PATE!'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"I'm in for observation."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Is it working?"

The Fart Side

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

'Methane Happens.'

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

My uncle was a world-famous chainsaw juggler. For one show.

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

'Jill, come take a look at Mr. Bolinder's EKG!'

1909 - Pablo Picasso started wearing contact lenses but would never admit they were useless.

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

'No thanks - When I finish this drink I'm going straight to hell.'

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"Surprise!"

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