Gothic Gag Lover Pillows

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

"You never know what will catch on!"

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Wait! First, his attorney."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"Never think outside the box!"

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

Edgar Allan Poe

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

'He won't bite anyone! I'm hoping it's just a phase.'