Gothic Gag Lover Pillows

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Nick Cave

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

"You never know what will catch on!"

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Wait! First, his attorney."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

Edgar Allan Poe

Death Takes A Time-Share

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Edgar Allan Poe

"Never think outside the box!"