Gothic Humor Lover Pillows

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

"Oh waiter! Will you pass me the anticoagulant please?"

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

"Ouch!! Darn mosquitos. Nothing but filthy blood suckers."

A short-lived waiter: "Could I bring you some garlic bread with that?"

Vampire picking up his blood delivery (Type O, Type A, and Type B).

"I'll start with a tall glass of O positive."

"Gerald always insists on having the entire family around for Christmas!"

"I didn't say I was ashamed. I said I just can't look at myself in the mirror in the morning."

"Our relationship would never work, Megan! We'd always be at each other's throat!"

"As a vegan vampire I suck, but I don't swallow."

"He's one of our best!"

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Vampires talking, "You know that full fat stuff isn't any good for you"

Does this blood smell funny to you?

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

'Egomania in Transylvania.'

The gentleman's' magazine of choice in the vampire world.

A vampire vomits blood

Vampire at the dentist

'He won't bite anyone! I'm hoping it's just a phase.'

Vampire Humor

A vampire wakes up to find a bat in his stocking.

Vlad the inflater

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"As a harbinger of doom, you're a little late."

"Here we are."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"....and hold the garlic."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"