Gothic Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

Death Takes A Time-Share

'I hate hump day!'

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Here we are."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monster in Bath

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"....and hold the garlic."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Vampire Umbrella

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Edgar Allan Poe