Gothic Humor Fan Pillows

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

'Well, you should have specified the type of stake you wanted me to bring then!'

"You've finally moved your bowels, Mr. Frankenstein!"

"Master, Rex wants to know if you're through playing with his stick."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Vampire - I'll leave a light off for you.

Vampires enjoying a drink of fresh blood from their human kegs under the bar.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Hell's elevator/Up to no good.

'I asked to see your birth certificate. This is your death certificate.'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"It's not Covid-19. I caught a bad case of tired blood."

"Here we are."

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"....and hold the garlic."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Get Your Shot

Vampire Umbrella

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Drunk Vampire

"Wait! First, his attorney."

'He won't bite anyone! I'm hoping it's just a phase.'

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

Death Takes A Time-Share

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'