Gothic Humor Fan Prints

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Well, you should have specified the type of stake you wanted me to bring then!'

"You've finally moved your bowels, Mr. Frankenstein!"

"Master, Rex wants to know if you're through playing with his stick."

No caption (A hearse is parked next to a van. Each vehicle has stick figure decals on the back windshield; the van's stickers indicate a family of four while the hearse's depicts someone alive and a corpse).

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Vampire - I'll leave a light off for you.

Vampires enjoying a drink of fresh blood from their human kegs under the bar.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Hell's elevator/Up to no good.

'I asked to see your birth certificate. This is your death certificate.'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"Time for a diet or a double-wide."

"It's not Covid-19. I caught a bad case of tired blood."

"Here we are."

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"....and hold the garlic."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Vampire Umbrella

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Drunk Vampire

Get Your Shot

"Wait! First, his attorney."

Death Takes A Time-Share

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."