Gothic Humor Fans Prints

"Here we are."

'It's a Vapire.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Giant Monster in Bath

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"....and hold the garlic."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Vampire Umbrella

'He won't bite anyone! I'm hoping it's just a phase.'

Fresh Blood In Politics

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

Death Takes A Time-Share

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Vampire afternoon tea.

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

Vampire Humor

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"Our relationship would never work, Megan! We'd always be at each other's throat!"

"Blood bank robbery...you?"

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"Ugh! Damn floss..."