Gothic Humor Admirers Prints

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Here we are."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Giant Monster in Bath

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"....and hold the garlic."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

Death Takes A Time-Share

Vampire afternoon tea.

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"Come on - let me guess again."

'He won't bite anyone! I'm hoping it's just a phase.'

Fresh Blood In Politics

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"

'Dracula, I'm getting tired of you sitting around all day.'

Dracula Waits For the Bus With A Coffin Briefcase.

"Blood bank robbery...you?"

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

Vampire Humor

"Our relationship would never work, Megan! We'd always be at each other's throat!"

'Her first telekinesis!'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"