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What Vampires and Snowmen have in Common

Frankenstein's Labradoodle

"Your credentials are certainly impressive."

Transylvanian Athletics.

'Oh, they're simply looking for newly available apartment openings.'

'It's not so much the grave robbing, and the inhuman creations. We just wish you'd shop local!'

'Phew, what a night that was!'

'Help! Help! Somebody! He's got the hiccups!'

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

Grim Reaper Selfie...

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Here we are."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Giant Monster in Bath

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"....and hold the garlic."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'