Gothic Comedy Lover Pillows

"Wait! First, his attorney."

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

"Here we are."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"You never know what will catch on!"

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

The Goblin and the Sexton

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Trilby - 'Confession

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

Janet Leigh caricature

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

Death Takes A Time-Share

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

'He won't bite anyone! I'm hoping it's just a phase.'

Fresh Blood In Politics

Till life do you part.

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

"Our relationship would never work, Megan! We'd always be at each other's throat!"

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"And how would you like your steak?" "Cremated."

'I just love this new ring tone.'